[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/kdo-je-kdo-na-koleji\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/kdo-je-kdo-na-koleji\/","headline":"Kdo je kdo na koleji","name":"Kdo je kdo na koleji","description":"Hr\u00e1\u010d Vyskytuje se v\u00a0mu\u017esk\u00e9m i \u017eensk\u00e9m pod\u00e1n\u00ed. Vyzna\u010duje se v\u00fdkonn\u00fdm po\u010d\u00edta\u010dem a dietou sest\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed se&#8230;<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/kdo-je-kdo-na-koleji\/\">P\u0159e\u010d\u00edst<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kdo je kdo na koleji<\/span><\/a><\/div>","datePublished":"2018-05-06","dateModified":"2018-05-06","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ade5060b95d9432296fc92debd2ba3136f7a4d727a7bc57afe18c4808c7d7ac9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ade5060b95d9432296fc92debd2ba3136f7a4d727a7bc57afe18c4808c7d7ac9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"alldeco.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a319777_w2498_t1530862880.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a319777_w2498_t1530862880.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/kdo-je-kdo-na-koleji\/","wordCount":401,"articleBody":"Hr\u00e1\u010dVyskytuje se v\u00a0mu\u017esk\u00e9m i \u017eensk\u00e9m pod\u00e1n\u00ed. Vyzna\u010duje se v\u00fdkonn\u00fdm po\u010d\u00edta\u010dem a dietou sest\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed se zejm\u00e9na z\u00a0rozmra\u017een\u00e9 pizzy, energy drink\u016f a gumov\u00fdch medv\u00eddk\u016f. Pakli\u017ee um\u011bj\u00ed pou\u017e\u00edvat p\u0159i h\u0159e sluch\u00e1tka, jedn\u00e1 se o celkem obl\u00edben\u00fd druh spolubydl\u00edc\u00edho, proto\u017ee dokud b\u011b\u017e\u00ed elekt\u0159ina a funguje internet, tak vlastn\u011b nic nepot\u0159ebuje a jeho \u017eivotn\u00ed styl je celkov\u011b dost minimalistick\u00fd. Naopak pokud sluch\u00e1tka nem\u00e1, st\u00e1v\u00e1 se no\u010dn\u00ed m\u016frou. Na druhou stranu se pak nau\u010d\u00edte mnoho zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch anglick\u00fdch slov\u00ed\u010dek. Nebo vy snad v\u00edte, jak se anglicky \u0159ekne jednoap\u016flro\u010dn\u00ed me\u010d?\u00a0Pasivn\u011b agresivn\u00ed obludaNe, ne, ne a ne. Tohle je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b asi to nejhor\u0161\u00ed, s\u00a0\u010d\u00edm se m\u016f\u017eete setkat. Zn\u00e1te takov\u00fd ten typ lid\u00ed, co v\u00e1m nikdy ne\u0159eknou nic do o\u010d\u00ed, ale neust\u00e1le nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed na\u0161tvan\u00e9 vzkazy na lednici? A dokonce ani vzkazy nejsou p\u0159\u00edmo na\u0161tvan\u00e9, proto\u017ee oni se \u201ep\u0159ece necht\u011bj\u00ed h\u00e1dat\u201c. Tak\u017ee m\u00edsto \u201eje\u0161t\u011b jednou nech\u00e1\u0161 koupelnu takhle zasvin\u011bnou a myje\u0161 se v\u00a0rybn\u00edce. Ukli\u010f si to po sob\u011b.\u201c v\u00e1m nap\u00ed\u0161\u00ed \u201emohli bychom v\u0161ichni zkusit udr\u017eovat koupelnu o n\u011bco \u010dist\u011bj\u0161\u00ed :*?\u201c. Jsou to lid\u00e9, co se cel\u00fd den chovaj\u00ed ura\u017een\u011b, ale kdy\u017e se jich zept\u00e1te, co se d\u011bje, odpov\u011b\u010f v\u017edycky bude: \u201eale nic\u201c.\u00a0Maminka\/tat\u00ednekTohle je naopak velmi popul\u00e1rn\u00ed druh spolubydl\u00edc\u00edho, kter\u00fd se bohu\u017eel vyskytuje jen velmi vz\u00e1cn\u011b. Mo\u017en\u00e1 jste n\u011bkdy bydleli s\u00a0t\u00edm and\u011blem, kter\u00fd nejen, \u017ee v\u00e1m v\u017edycky p\u0159esn\u011b p\u0159ipomn\u011bl, \u017ee m\u00e1te zaplatit n\u00e1jem, ale je\u0161t\u011b se o v\u00e1s postaral p\u0159i kocovin\u011b a jak\u00fdmsi z\u00e1zrakem m\u011bl v\u017edycky po ruce posledn\u00ed ibalgin, tampon nebo kondom. Sice si z\u00a0nich d\u011bl\u00e1te legraci, ale na konci roku za\u010dnete nen\u00e1padn\u011b zji\u0161\u0165ovat, jestli by se jim necht\u011blo v\u00e1s adoptovat.\u00a0DuchO tomhle \u010dlov\u011bku nev\u00edte prakticky nic, proto\u017ee jste ho za posledn\u00ed rok vid\u011bli asi \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t. Jejich p\u0159\u00edtomnost prozrazuje jen ob\u010dasn\u00fd pohyb tal\u00ed\u0159e po kuchy\u0148sk\u00e9 lince. T\u00edmto zdrav\u00edm Dana.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        5\/5 - (5 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Kdo je kdo na koleji","item":"https:\/\/www.alldeco.cz\/kdo-je-kdo-na-koleji\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]